About

Alyssa
22
Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie
USA
Gemini
ENF(J/P)
hella bi
Future Marine Biologist
I am Cassandra Clare's bitch
gif credit to amy

Currently

Reading
alexander hamilton: the illustrated biography by richard sylla
Watching
rpdr s06
Listening to
vinyl collection

Hits

Elves in the Kitchen

whataterrificaudience:

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

(via 10divergentmockingjays)

4 years ago  Notes (389949)

definitelynotclayface:

a-timeless-classic:

slavery:

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

I had an uncle named Wolfgang but he’s a goat does that count

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(via heyimanerd)

4 years ago  Notes (112044)

binary-budgie:

incorrect-dokidokilitatureclub:

nightcoremoon:

simply-a-work-of-art:

shodaw:

shodaw:

superimagery:

shodaw:

Let bi boys date girls

Who isn’t letting them……

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

#letbiboysdateotherboys
#letbiboysdategirls
#letbiboysbeinlovewithsomeonetheylove

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My meme can be put to use :’D

(via frontlinet1tties)

4 years ago  Notes (344155)

sonseulsoleil:

Anyway, no offense, but Seth Meyers and Stefon from Weekend Update was the single most iconic television romance of our time.

(via winteriron-is-coming)

4 years ago  Notes (4088)

dragongf:

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(via savannh-deactivated20190412)

4 years ago  Notes (45)

A get-rich slow scheme

porterdavis:

$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.

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(via pelvicthruster)

4 years ago  Notes (65623)

arcade-gannon:

almightyload:

neproxrezi:

neproxrezi:

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

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ok we good

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

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(via unseelieprince)

4 years ago  Notes (237100)

higgzorz:

bidoof:

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (193294)

yellowtailpinkmoscato:

pure:

People with blurred icons are the hot new oppressed group. What’s on the menu for slurs? I’ve seen “blurries” used and I like it

my name’s blurryface and i cannot post kink

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (63470)

cybercrimer:

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(via curlytopped)

4 years ago  Notes (86530)

libertariansuccialism:

deepshowerthoughts:

School isn’t actually meant to teach you real life skills, it’s actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day.

A lot of people read this and think it’s just juvenile shit kids complain about. But this is literally how mass education started. The necessity of disciplining formerly farming people, used to setting their own schedules, into the rhythms of the industrial economy, was why mass education was born.

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (44369)

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

(via 10divergentmockingjays)

4 years ago  Notes (524086)

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger


girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (117446)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

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Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (87055)

arii-chii:

elder-frog:

kuh-kung:

kuh-kung:

weisenbachfeldz:

william shakespeare? you mean the guy from something rotten? you know he’s not real right?

theodore roosevelt? you mean that guy from newsies? you know he’s not real right?

nancy reagan? that lady from falsettos? you know she’s not real right?

Hamilton? That chap from Hamilton? You know he’s not real right?

jospeh smith? you mean that guy from the book of mormon? you he’s not real right?

(via boredandhungryfeminist-deactiva)

4 years ago  Notes (4232)